Once upon a time in a magical place called Taco bell there were 2 people who weren't humans. They were Satan and Spongebob. Spongebob wanted to live under the sea and Satan wanted to live in hell. One day they were walking then suddenly they encountered a stapler with no staples. What they didn't know is that the stapler is evil, so the stapler killed them. Now Satan and SpongeBob are in lost in Heaven. About 5 years later they found KFC.(Kentucky fried child)And they got bored happily ever after.
Once upon a time, there was a really annoying girl named Natalie Arce-Perez. Natalie had always wanted to get married, but couldn’t find the perfect person. On her birthday she wished she could go to heaven to meet all the wonderful people up there, and she got her wish. The next morning she woke up in heaven. To her surprise, she met a very handsome large oversized red stapler, his name was Staples. Natalie was so happy she met him, they went out to get coffee. The next morning she woke up, and happily got dressed to go see Staples. As she ran up to him, he turned around with a happy smile on his face. “Natalie, will you marry me?" he said, getting down on his knee. "Yes!" she agreed as she ran into his arms. The week after the proposal, they got married, and lived happily ever after.
One day Natalie Arce-Perez was walking home. The next day Natalie woke up, and her home turned into a big rock. She didn't know what to do. Then she was trying to get her home back, and someone came up to her. The person said "put this on the rock and it will be your house again". Natalie took the dust, then she put it on her rock. The house turned into a long red oversized stapler instead of her house. Now Natalie lives in a long red oversized stapler. A couple of days later some said to Natalie "could I live in that stapler and you could have my house". Natalie said "yes" and now Natalie lives in a house again.
It was December 24th 1980 at a Christmas party in L.A, N.W.A hosted the party at Ice Cubes house. They invited the current president Barack Obama and the future president Donald Trump to join them.
Ice Cube had been working on a secret invention called the shrinker.
Tonight was the big night he would test it out (for the first time ever) on an object. Barack and Donald were sitting on the couch together when Ice Cube decides to test out the first object. He hits the first thing and it works successfully, he shrunk a candle. Now he wants to try and shrink a metal tin. The laser hit... but it deflected right off and hit Donald Trump and Barack Obama.
Everyone was in shock and had no idea what to do. The president and future president are now about the size of a penny. The couldn’t find them anywhere because they were so small so the people at the party started to panic. Including the two that got shrunken, they started to run and they ended up by jumping onto the back of Eazy-E. They didn’t know it was his back so they just kept climbing up and up until they reached a little opening. Donald wasn’t sure where it went to but he was willing to take the risk.
The two of them hopped over what they thought was a plastic fence but it was really the snapback part of Eazy’s hat. It was like a little forest in the hat with all his hair. Eazy kept scratching his hair but he didn’t know why. He felt something in his hair but never really clued in that it would be Barack and Donald until Rihanna who was also at the party asked ‘’why are you scratching your head so much E?’’ At that moment everyone realized that Trump and Obama were under Eazy-E’s hat. Rihanna might have just saved Christmas, but that didn’t exactly solve the problem. They still were the size of a penny.
So Ice Cube brought out his second invention, this one made everything bigger. The two of them were standing on the floor wondering what was going to happen. Donald looked over at Barack and said ‘’this is either going to be really good or really bad.’’ Right after that there was a PEW PEW PEW and now they were back to life size and everyone was so relieved.
Rihanna with the help of Ice Cubes inventions have just saved Christmas for Donald Trump and Barack Obama. When they were back to normal both of them said that they were ready to go home so they both flew back to their families and lived happily ever after.
One day President Obama and Donald Trump were having a nice calm afternoon. While they were resting they heard about the Oversized Stapler was in town. He was an evil villain. When they heard about it they got ready to fight him. When they were ready they went to fight the stapler. While they were fighting they went out of the world to a thirteen dimension of the galaxy. They were all surprised of how they got here and looked around. While they were looking around Obama had the perfect time to destroy hi once and for all. Obama looked for his weakness and targeted for it and he destroyed the stapler for good.
Have you ever wondered why Auntie Cory died? Well she was cross walking because the sign said you could cross walk but when she went this drunk person in the car they were driving really fast so then they hit Auntie Cory and she died. After crashed her with the car the driver drove away somehow, but now she's in heaven. When she went to heaven this person gave her a whale sized water melon because she was very skinny and needed to have more energy and get a little fatter, so then she ate it. When she was there she loves it there and she has a lot of great new friends. She still will always be in heaven so if you end up there then you can talk to her and be her friend even bestfriend.
It was a cold winter day of May, 15, 2020. Donald trump was the supreme ruler of the world. Barrack Obama wanted to terminate Donald. He has been working on this invention called the Shrinker 1000. He has been working on it for 3 years.
Donald trump has done many things since he has became the leader. He has blown up North Korea, Russia, and Egypt. He still plans to bomb Afghanistan and Germany.
As for the shrinker 1000, Barrack has been working on that by himself for 3 years strait. His plan is to get in a room, shrink Donald and become the ruler.
He has been waiting to execute his plan for about a month. He has set a meeting with Donald alone. The shrinker 1000 was large, so he had to put it in before the meeting. 3:00 round around which was the time when the meeting started. He hired Easy-E to help him shrink Donald. Donald sent 2 bombs to China and Japan right before he entered the room. Easy was hiding with the shrinker in the room next to them. Barrack knocked out Donald, dragging him to the next room. Surprisingly no one saw Donald being dragged. They put Donald in the Shrinker 1000, and shrunk him. But since they did not test this before, so everyone but Easy was shrunken.
Easy was confused. He was just hired to shrink Donald. He had know clue to reverse that. In the next room he heard yelling which said "WHERE IS MR. TRUMP!" Easy was under pressure, he had to hide them, so he put both of them in his Raiders hat. He also had to hide the shrinker too so he pushed it off the building. Bodyguards came in the room asking where Trump was. They also asked what was up with the window. He said a big rock hit it.
Easy left the building right away trying to get Barrack and Donald to stop fighting in his hat. They weren't fighting, they were trying to get out. They were in stinky, sweaty hair. Easy tryed to take the hat off, but it was not coming off. He saw 5 bodyguards chasing him he got in his car and escaped. Donald said Barrak died.
He got to his house trying to take his hat off. He could to so he just let them both die and Easy-E became the new supreme leader of the world.
The 24th of Christmas, just before midnight Auntie Corey had a class of water. She heard a sound in the living room. She slowly skated to the chimney to observe what made the sound. She threw her skate board up the chimney then it hit something, and just by a snap Santa Claus came crashing down, and just like that Corey knew she had kill Santa Claus. Auntie Corey had to to save Christmas because Santa died in her chimney. She climbs up the tight chimney and entered the sleigh and started flying and riding the sleigh. She delivered every gift that was in there, but she realize she sat on a big rock. Auntie Corey then checked under the rock what she saw was a pile of coal that said to Auntie Corey from Santa Claus.
A gingerbread man found a group of kittens in ice cream truck in egypt.
The gingerbread man let the kittens drive the the ice cream truck in egypt.
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
Auntie Corey was going swimming with herself (because she's a loner and has no friends). She went to Heaven's Beach because every other beach sucks. Heaven was her favourite place to go. She went at least twice a week because the boys there were sexy. Auntie Corey was a fat lady and she was always eating, doesn't matter what she sees because she's eating it. Anyway she was at Heaven's Beach and she was sooooooo hungry, she hadn't eaten in a whole 15 minutes and she felt like she was gonna die! But luckily she was in Heaven and everything that you want to happen happens, so she wished for a giant watermelon. In the next 5 seconds a giant whale sized watermelon just plopped down in the water on the beach, and for the first time ever, Auntie Corey was running!! She was running and she nearly had a heart attack but she made it to the watermelon and she ate it in 30 seconds and was hungry again. So she stayed in heavy forever and kept eating giant watermelons and lived (in heaven) happily ever after.
Who lives in a stapler under the sea? Satan and SpongeBob. Yes. They live in a stapler. One day, a whale-sized watermelon rolled into the stapler and then the watermelon exploded all over Satan and SpongeBob. So SpongeBob called Patrick over to the stapler, but Patrick was so stupid he didn't know to use a phone. So SpongeBob absorbed all the watermelon juice and exploded and then Satan had no friends :(.
HOW AUTIE CORY ESCAPED AN ABANDONED INSANE ACYLUM!
Once there was an insane asylum, they put Auntie Cory in there and left her there when it was evacuated, and abandoned. Auntie Cory still had her teletubbies DVDs, her life source, the reason she existed. For three years she watched them, until she ran out of batteries for her TV. She set out of the abandoned insane asylum. It wasn't very hard since there wasn't and guards it was hard though because of all her DVDs in her arms. She was out of the asylum on her way to the big screen.
That was awesome
Satan and Spongebob
One cool day Satan and Spongebob were walking down a tree lined trail when a huge shadow appeared over their heads. Spongebob was too busy licking his ice cream cone to notice until Satan gasped in horror at the sight of the thing. Spongebob looked up and a twinkle went into his eye. There right in front of Spongebob and Satan sat a huge whale shaped and sized like a watermelon.
Spongebob was so excited that he ran up to the the whale watermelon. Right then and there Satan knew something would go bad. Once Spongebob's hand hit the whale watermelon he disappeared. Satan looked in horror as he knew he would have to go in after his friend. So he touched the whale’s cheeke and disappeared.
When Satan woke up he saw Spongebob laying down beside him crying. He asked Spongebob why he was crying and Spongebob said, “My ice cream cone spilled.”
Satan looked at him puzzled and asked, “So you're not crying because we're in some weird place in the middle of nowhere?”
Spongebob looked up and around him as if just noticing his surroundings for the first time. Then his face lit up again and Satan got nervous. Spongebob said, “I’ve always wondered what it would be like here.”
Satan looked at him puzzled yet again. Then Satan asked, “So you know where we are?”
Spongebob replied in one of those know it all voices, “Duh we’re in the thirteenth dimension!”
Satan looked at him, “How do you know?”
Spongebob replied, “Because it says right over there.” pointing to” a sign.
Satan looked over and read a sign that said, “Welcome to the thirteenth dimension” “Oh”, said Satan, “that makes sense. So how do we get out of here?”
Spongebob looked at Satan like he was crazy and said, “Can’t you read? There's a sign right next to the first one that says, “the exit” in big flashy letters.
Satan looked over again and could have sworn it wasn’t there before but right beside the first sign was a big flashy sign that said, “the exit” with an arrow pointing to the same whale that brought them there. Satan looked at Spongebob and said, “Well that was easier than expected! I thought we would meet some random person and they would say we had to go on some huge journey to get back home. Then we’d have to risk our lives or something but thank goodness that didn’t happen!”
So they walked up to the whale and touched it. First Spongebob disappeared and then Satan. Once Satan woke up on the curb he looked over to see Spongebob crying yet again Satan sighed and asked, “What is it this time?”
Spongebob looked up and said, “I went to the ice cream store across the street and bought another ice cream cone and I dropped it again!”
Satan sighed heavily and said , “Don’t worry Spongebob! I’ll get you another ice cream cone.” Then they lived happily ever after.
Once upon a time there was this muscle man named John Cena he loved all sorts of sports, especially biking that was his favourite out of all the other sports. So one day he saw a flyer when he was heading his way out of 7-Eleven, when he saw it, it read: “DO YOU HAVE WHAT IS TAKES TO DO CRAZY FLIPS WE DON'T HAVE A NAME FOR AND BRAKE YOUR BONES IF YOU DO THEN COME TO OUR BIKE RACE, TUESDAY 5:00-7:00”. “wow that’s tomorrow”, he said so the next day it was time for the bike race but John wasn't ready so by the time the announcer said go John just went ahead and did a crazy flip so crazy that he failed the trick and broke every bone in his body, after a couple days he died.
Mr. David's and the grade 7 teachers had to evacuate Taco Bell due to a massive fire. It was 8:53am when all the grade 7 teachers were at Taco Bell, the reason is unknown because it was a Wednesday so they should have been at school teaching. They all ordered soft shell taco combos. The employees thought they could put all the meet on one grill to speed things up, while doing so they had to turn up the heat to cook it all at once. The gas tank couldn't feed as fast as it was trying to so it caught fire and blew up. Just before the explosion, Mr. Grill went to complain that the food was taking too long and that was when the gas tank blew up. It knocked Mr. Grill as well as all the employees out. All the teachers and Mr. David's evacuated. When they counted to check if everyone was out of the building, they noticed Mr. Grill was missing, so Mr. David's ran back in to save him. He passed out because he breathed in too much smoke before he got to Mr. Grill. No more info has been released on this incident.
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Long ago Auntie Cory was exploring an abandoned insane asylum. She went downstairs. It was as dark as blacktop so she went to grab her flashlight when she heard a noise. It kind of sounded like a, a, well kind of like a crying baby. By now Auntie Cory was pretty dang scared and felt like turning around and leaving, but soon thought "baby, insane asylum, abandoned 28 years....wait a minute, why on earth would a baby in a 28 year old insane asylum"? She still felt like leaving but what if there really was a baby in there? It made no sense, none of it did especially how the baby could have gotten there. She knew this was a very stupid idea, but followed the babies cries until she was at a massive steel door. Auntie Cory pulled on the handle. "Oh yay" she thought. "It's locked so now I can get the heck out of here". As she turned to leave she heard a "click" and turned back to see that the door was open. She instantly gravitated towards it. She walked in and saw a chair with duct tape covering it. As she stepped towards it she could see that there was a satanic marking around the chair. The markings were also covering the walls. She noticed that the crying had stopped, but she still looked for the baby. She looked everywhere but still didn't see a baby. She screamed and ran full speed out of the asylum. When she got in her car, she saw satanic markings all over her seats. She was petrified, she called the police and made them scan the building and surrounding area for anyone or anything that could have done this. She made the police escort her back to her house. Even to this day, 21 years later, she will never dare speak of that very asylum.