John cena was hanging out in JB's house and then John cena skateboarded in JB's house and JB told John Cena told him to stop but JB didn't and John cena broke everything and left and told jb you cant see me and JB was mad at john cena and they had a mortal combat fight and John cena beat JB and John cena crashed a wrecking ball into JB's house and left
One day Elvis Presley was walking around his neighbourhood when he got very hungry.He wanted noodles very badly so he went to the Pro Epicness Noodle Shop which was carved into a wrecking ball.Elvis was feeling very adventures today so he ordered the Carolina Reaper infused noodles.When he took the first bite his face turned red and he fainted.The employees rushed him to the hospital.Meanwhile in Elvis's head he was having a dream.His dream was about unicorns and flying minions.When Elvis woke up he felt better and went home.Sadly he was pretty gassy for the rest of the day.
There was an elderly couple named Bob and Summer. They lived in Langley in a big house on 5th street.their whole life they've wanted to open up a furniture shop but they didn't have the money. A month and a year later Bob surprised Summer For her birthday and they went to a charity volleyball game and entered a contest to $500,000,000. If they won they would be set for life. So at about 5:30pm they went back home to have sinned, go to bed, and maybe even watch TV. It was about 9:30pm when Bob was about to turn off the TV and go to bed but before he did they told everyone who the winner of the contest was. “And the winner is’ Bob and Summer Merfy. Just five minutes later a man came a me gave them the money and a gift card for 1000 dollars to the mall. The very next day Bob and Summer opened a furniture shop and called it Volleyball Couch. There store will never go out of business and it would be there for ever
John Cena was hanging out at JB's house. John Cena pulled out a skateboard and skated in his house. JB was getting mad at John Cena so JB yelled at John Cena to stop. John Cena didn't stop and John Cena broke everything in JB's house. So JB and John Cena got into a fight and John Cena beat JB. John Cena crashed a wrecking ball into JB's house. And JB told his parents what happened they didn't believe him.
One peaceful day, Elvis was going to go shopping in U.S.A but he couldn't choose between Costco and Walmart. "hmm...Walmart!" yelled Mr.Presley. So he drove to Walmart in his hot dog car. Next he went in Walmart to buy groceries, but he only had about 20$, and then he remembered that a leprechaun promised him that if he said the magical words he would receive a pot of gold so he said "here goes...POT OF GOLD, POT OF GOLD, MY SANDWICH HAS A MOLD!!" nothing happened, everybody looked at Elvis...weirdly, and then POOF! a pot of gold appeared. After that he went on a enormous shopping spree. He went home after with a new car, tons of food, electronics, and lots of new items.
One beautiful day, on the set of "Shrek: The Full Story", Shrek got a call from his bestie, JB, to come over to his house so Shrek escaped from the set grabbed a random skateboard and rode that to JB's house. Shrek didn't know where JB's house was so he just cruised around the town until he found it. Shrek hasn't seen JB since he was little but nothing really changed. Literally, nothing. JB lived in the same old house that Shrek thought was torn down since it was so old. It kind of looked like his swamp but more people living in it. By the time Shrek got to the front door, his phone started ringing abnormally loud. That meant it was his boss... After the phone call, he left the front of JB's "swamp house" and rode the skateboard back to his own swamp house. That meant...he was fired for leaving the set.
Once upon a time, there was a littlie boy named Jordan. This boy was always given everything he wanted. He was very spoiled. Well ... one day on his birthday, something quiet odd, interesting and surprising happened. His parents decided, that he shouldn't get everything he wants, even though all he wanted was to meet the Brookline Nets. He didn't even get a ball, nothing at all. He was very angry, instead they gave him an ordinary poster, of the Canucks. His father liked the Canucks, and wanted his son to enjoy it with him. He was so frustrated, so he leafed his big party with all his friends, and went to his room. You'd think an adult would go see him, but no one did. They all thought what his parents did was right. After about an hour, his grandmother decided to give out goody bags , with ought Jordan! Well... Jordan didn't take that very well, he ran out of his room, and started throwing them on the street. Once he threw all the goody bags on the street, a car driving by popped a tire from all the goody bags. All his friends went silent, his parents ran to the car to apologize. Jordan was not proud of what he did and went to apologize as well, walking up to the car with his head down with ought noticing who it was. It was in the car. As he was walking away, the men form the car said, "happy birthday Jordan!" The boy looked back a little confused until he saw that it was the Brookline Nets, his parents did get him to meet them, they were just running late. Now he felt even worse for everything he did. After a little awkward silence, the Nets played a gam of basket ball with Jordan and his friends. Luckily, his grandmother had some extra goody bags in Jordan's house, sadly they only hade coloring books, but Jordan was having to much fun to care.
There was an elderly couple,their name is John and Mary.They wanted to open their own furniture factory.The couple was helping raising money by letting the community play volleyball for $5.At the end of the day they made $1,299. Then the elderly couple gave half to charity,and half to open the factory.They needed $450 to open the factory. 3 months later they decided to get money by having three sports station soccer,baseball,and basketball. You can play a game of the sports for 15 mins if u pay $10.They got $13,020 in just 8 hours. They took $450 and they gave the rest to help the community.Mary and John came home and saw themselves on tv.
One day John Cena was going to jb’s house to skateboard on his stairway rail. John ollied on to the rail and lip slid and landed on the floor with a broken ankle and two broken wrist, how did he do it, he landed on the rail upside down slid all the way down. in the end jb rushed John Cena to the hospital, later that day mr. Cena died of going of a ramp and landed on his head
John works at the TD bank in Langley and he is going to take his son George to the HD Stafford middle school dance party. John and George went to the bank to get money to take him to the dance in his get his new car.
Nickelback really liked spicy noodles. One day Nickelback went to his favorite restaurant, Cho’s Noodalicious noodles, and sat at his favorite table and ordered his favorite meal, spicy noodles. However when he did the waitress told him, “I’m sorry sir but spicy noodles are no longer on the menu. We’ve replaced them with mushroom noodles.” Nickelback hated mushrooms more than anything in the world. “NOOOOOOOOOO!” He yelled and ran out of the restaurant. Later that day at his 6 million dollar mansion Nickelback was eating popcorn and watching Dora the Explorer. Suddenly her had an idea. He went to Miley Cyrus’s studio and kicked her off the wrecking ball. He took the wrecking ball and crashed through the wall of the restaurant. Arnold Schwarzenegger was eating in the restaurant and Nickelback knocked over his noodles. Arnold was very angry and blew up the restaurant. In the explosion Arnold lost his toenail. Nobody was killed luckily. Arnold was brought to the hospital to get surgery on his toe. He was screaming a lot. Later NIckelback went to the remains of the restaurant and found Arnold's toenail. He put it up as a trophy on his wall.
One day Shrek went outside to get fresh air from his swamp. While he was walking he found a red pepper bush. He thought it was a regular red pepper so he took a few to make a salad with it when he tried it and he paused for a minute and yelled "IT'S NOT A REGULAR PEPPER". He went to get some water but he was out. Shrek thought for a minute then he realized that there is a banana factory near by. He quickly went there when he a arrived he ask for water but they didn't have any all they had was bananas so he ask for a banana. when he ate the banana it made it worse. Shrek ran outside to look around and saw a stream it helped him that time. When went home he thought and thought what happen that day and then he said "I want to do that again".
One rainy day Mr Bedard was really hungry. So he took his skateboard and rode to save on foods. When he was there he carried his skateboard and went to the vegetable section of the store. There he found some carrots and decided to buy that but before he could he saw someone steal a woman's purse and run out of the store. He dropped the carrots and skateboarded down the street after the thief. He went through alleyways and under over passes before he finally caught him. He took the purse back and hit the thief with it. He passed out and then Mr.Bedard called the cops. The police came and brought him to jail and the lady was very happy. She even bought Mr.Bedard his carrots and a lottery ticket because he deserved it!
Mr bedard and Ms Collins went to JBs house to tell him how good his marks were because they were surprised that his marks are good. So they went to his house and congrat him on his work. And JB was riding his bike then he fell. And then he had to go to the hospital then later he died.
There was a person named Aces he wanted to go to fly. His mom said there was a person at the door, and Aces said who's at the door. His mom said it is your friend Conner.
John Cena was going to do an interview with Elvis Presley, Nickleback, Brooklen Nets, and Mr. Bedard and Mrs. Collins, but he forgot to buy his wife a gift from Walmart. John Cena told them that he forgot to watch Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus and they thought that it was a joke which it was. He quickly ran to the bike rack and got his bike and rode it to his house. He opened the door and saw his wife doing the pepper challenge for Youtube. He told her everything that he'd done. His wife was okay buy it. His wife almost took a bite of the ghost pepper. If it wasn't for John Cena coming in, she would'v went to 711, Save on Foods, or JB's to get gallons of milk and waste some money. "Want to go eat some spicy noodles beside the banana factory?" John Cena happily said. "No, I'd rather teach my son how to skateboard." His wife replied. "What about buying a gold put for cooking?" He wined, "Okay, let's go!" She excitedly replied. "Never mind I'm just going to color on a coloring book." John Cena lied and his wife sigh'd. John Cena laughed so hard, his head got red.
One morning Nickelback went for some groceries shopping. He bought some ghost pepper. Ghost pepper is one of the hottest pepper in the world. Then meanwhile NickelBack went to Jordan's house. After a couple of hours they started to get hungry. Jordan told Nickleback to cook some food. He cook some rice, and some soup. The thing Jordan doesn't know about is that there is ghost pepper in it. Jordan's going to get pranked by His friend. When Jordan ate the food his face turned red. His face was redder than a apple. After a couple of minutes Jordan past out. NickelBack made some ice buckets. Then poured some on Jordan's face. Jordan woke up as quick as possible then ran in his room. NickelBack got all of the stuff on tape. After Jordan and NickelBack re watch the video then they laugh so hard. It was getting dark so Nickel went home.
Once upon a time there was this muscle man named John Cena he loved all sorts of sports, especially biking that was his favorite out of all the other sports. So one day he saw a flyer when he was heading his way out of 7-Eleven, when he saw it, it read: “DO YOU HAVE WHAT IS TAKES TO DO CRAZY FLIPS WE DON'T HAVE A NAME FOR AND BRAKE YOUR BONES IF YOU DO THEN COME TO OUR BIKE RACE, TUESDAY 5:00-7:00”. “wow that’s tomorrow”, he said so the next day it was time for the bike race but John wasn't ready so by the time the announcer said go John just went ahead and did a crazy flip so crazy that he failed the trick and broke every bone in his body, after a couple days he died.